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1st Nephi 2 : 23 

For behold, in that day that they shall rebel against me, I will curse them even with a sore curse, and they shall have no power over thy seed except they shall rebel against me also.

When the time comes that they throw away any pretenses of trying to conform to my will, I’m planning to lay a seriously brutal curse on them. The punishment will be two-part. First, I'll give them a nice tan so it'll be easy to tell your people from theirs. In effect I'll be sending the entire Lamanite population to their room to think about what they've done. Second, the biggest part of the curse is to take away their motivation. A wicked lazy people are a lot less trouble than a wicked industrious people, believe me. So the curse will basically make them surfer bums for a while. I've got great plans for them later, but for now just know that I'll keep them out of your hair. That is, unless your kids decide they’d also like to forget me, then they can kiss their divine protection goodbye.

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